Try and kill this thread!

[NumchucksIsBAMF]

Oh gosh, now I'm laughing like a crazy person because I'm picturing a daddy-long-legs walking down the street, next to a model, with a massive rapist smile.

Yes, I need more sleep, shhhhh, I woke up because I remembered I needed to sleep so I'm working on sleeping.

[.:s n o w:.]

One time, I didn't sleep for two days and I thought everything was funny. Like, seriously. It didn't matter what you said, I thought it was funny. And during that time, when I was in class, I hallucinated that when I stuck my pencil through my paper, blood poured out of it. I freaked out, and everyone thought I was crazy...I sorta was. My friend thought after I told him about the incident it'd be funny to break my red pen and let it stain the red of my pencils and pencil case red. It was a very long day.

[ARIBEAR!]

speaking of hallucinations, I had a fabulous one about the world turning into a giant clockwork ... thing with gears everywhere. it was fantastic until I started screaming the world was going to end and started seeing internal organs everywhere.

everywhere.

I blame it on the fever. x:

[NumchucksIsBAMF]

I adore the look of gears. I'm not really sure why, but I think they're really pretty and would love to see the inside of a giant clock. Until then, however, I guess I'll make do with cartoons involving clocks.

[katya]

I used to think clockwork looked cool, but steampunk art lied to me. I looked inside a giant clock once, and it's pretty damn boring.

[NumchucksIsBAMF]

I, personally, believe that most art lies in some way. It lies and shows you that everything is shaded in the exact same way, or that all women are anorexic, or that everyone's super chubby, or that fingers don't exist... it's just one more reason to like drawing; you can lie to everyone without saying a word, and it's pretty unlikely that someone will call you out on it if it can be summed up to a ~style~ thing.

[katya]

Oh hands. I draw these huge Egon Schiele knobbly hands, and once I was tasked with doing a Disney princess riff. I eventually gave up and traced a picture of Aurora... and then I realized even Disney had cheated on her hands. They outright hid one, and her other hand only had four fingers. So much for tracing!

[NumchucksIsBAMF]

I an horrible at drawing hands. Sure, I can draw them alright if I have references, but otherwise they're just... ew. I don't know how long fingers should be, I don't know how big palms are... It's rather pathetic, really, considering that I've been trying to improve. Luckily, the Izzy Shimeji I'm making is too small for fingers.

[katya]

Yeah, I used to have problems. Unless I've got a model, I can't draw hands to save my life (well, paint--I'm a painter, lines are really not my forte). Even references don't help much because I rarely use the same lighting as photos, so I can't just copy the shading. My solution's been to draw big, exaggerated hands, which works for me because my style isn't very realistic anyway.

["Z"]

My hands are easy to draw if you can draw a jagged line. It's because I'm horribly thin. I eat probably a couple good meals a week. I can count my ribs, and even reach under them and touch my inards. And I believe this thread just went full circle...

By the way, have you ever felt your kidneys or liver being poked? It's painful at first, but then it just starts to tingle a bit. Fun stuff.

[Raccoon the Illusionist]

Oh really? I like to open up my stomach and shift the acids and whatever I had for lunch (fried grease on a stick, with the stick). It burned my hand with acid and it makes you throw up, but it feels so good. Then, once the puke is in a bowl, I like to dump in chicken bits and feed it to my cat. He just loves it, and the smell...it's like a mix of cat piss, puke, and chicken. Gooood fun.

(The images of this are going to haunt me forever.)

[katya]

I hate cats.

[swifter3000]

That's fine and dandy and all but I'm cooking ur dad whoever posts next