Numchucks reporting for duty!

[NumchucksIsBAMF]

NAME

Numchucks, but I go by anything that anyone can think up.

LENGTH OF TIME IN NEXIVUS

All of two days! /sparkle

PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE

Oh, there's Anrui and that's about it, actually. I mean, I've roleplayed a lot, but I've got to really like a 'site to want to mod for it. Consider your 'site amazing. /schmooze

TIME COMMITMENTS

As much as possible. :D Sure, Anrui will always be priority number one, but that doesn't mean I can't make time for more modding.

PERSONAL STATEMENT

I don't write posts. I stare at the screen and posts assemble themselves out of fear. ;D This fact makes you want to hire me.

MODDING SAMPLE

Was it odd that the local fitness nut was a Nincada? Most likely, but no one around his area seemed to mind. Not one Pokemon found it strange (anymore) when he tried to force them to join his aerobic work outs. Of course, not many Pokemon actually joined in, but it was good that they didn't try to kill him - okay, maybe that was a slight exaggeration - with their horrible attacks any more! Oh, he didn't think he could handle one more scare like that!

Suddenly, out of the corner of his eye, he noticed an odd girl with a very pretty pink cat. The cat looked thin, not thin enough to be skeletal, just think enough to have a perfect figure that made him wish that he could run his claws down her delicious creamy stomach and... He snapped himself out of the though telling himself that such a delicate little creature would never like anyone such as himself and it was best not to indulge in that sort of thought about something so delectable. His tongue darted out to lick his lips as he tried to focus himself on his exercises again.

Before he managed to get back to work, however, he found the perfect excuse to go and talk to the Skitty; her trainer was out of shape. Looking over the green haired girls figure he cringed, wondering how something so horrible looking could be the trainer of such a sweet, delicious, delectable... beautiful Pokemon. He pitied the Skitty. He wished he could take her away from the awful ugly trainer and give her a life full of wonderful aerobic workouts and... other things. Shaking himself from his thoughts once again, he turned his attention back towards the trainer. Really, she wasn't all that fat, it was just the she was wearing a most unflattering outfit. Maybe he should get his cousin in the fashion design industry to help out here... no, that would mean he wouldn't be able to talk to the pink cat!

Did he really want to talk to her, though? Sure, he wanted to, her beauty was such that he was sure the angles themselves crafted her every feature, and he was sure that she didn't seem snobby... well, all that snobby. Yes, he could go and talk to her THEM. He could go and talk to THEM. Not the girl of his dreams, the girl of his dreams and her trainer! Her trainer needed him.

He tried to move forward, though it felt as though each of his legs was filled with lead. Eventually, however, he found himself making his way toward the pair. His eyes focused on the Skitty. <Hello there, miss, I must say you look quite in need of a personal train-> he started, staring at the Skitty all while he spoke before something hit him. <OH MY GOD IT'S A TRANSVESTITE!> he screeched, suddenly feeling sick. The creamy stomach he had wished to stroke, though nights he had wished to spend with the other Pokemon... all ruined by a boy with pink fur!

As if things were TRYING to make themselves worse, that's when he noticed the other bug type. He let out a squeal, not knowing what the creature was or why it looked like it had things eating its face, but he knew it looked horrible. Never again would he selflessly offer help to a stranger like this! Never again! In his fear, the Nincada tried to scamper up the ugly humans leg, hoping against hope that he would be able to hide amongst her bright green hair.

[KITTYWHISKERS]

<sub>WELL, because I already know what a wonderful job you've done on Anrui, I'd be delighted to have you on the Staff Team. :3

<3

ACCEPTED.

[also, both the nincadaxskitty post and your personal statement made me chortle]</sub>